英文简历中避讳的话

英文简历中避讳的话

致命的大错   "Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."    "Qualifications: No education or experience."    "I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."    "My compensation should be at least equal to my age."    "Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC."    "Fired because I fought for lower pay."    "Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65" .    "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."    "Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near."    "Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately."       打字错误与语法错误    "Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."    "Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."    "I am a rabid typist."    "Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."    "After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work."    "Accounting cleric."    "As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments."    "Suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments."    "Suspected to graduate early next year."    "Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."    "Proven ability to track down and correct erors."    "Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department."    "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."    "Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."       不应有的幽默    "Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."    "Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.)    "But wait...theres more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."    "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."    "My fortune cookie said, Your next interview will result in a job-and I like your company i

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